Say hi!
Tell me your date and roughly where you’re dreaming of, and I’ll let you know if I’m free.
I reply within two working days, with no obligation either way. The more you tell me about the two of you, the better my first questions will be.
Thank you!
Here is what you wrote, so you can check it reads the way you meant.
Have speaker, will travel
Most of my weekends are spent somewhere between the Yarra Valley and the sea. Travel within 40 km of Brunswick is included, and further out I quote it in writing before you book: about $80 to the Yarra Valley, or $120 to the far end of the Mornington Peninsula.
The Great Ocean Road, the Grampians and the High Country include a night’s stay.
Where I’ll be next
38°30’S · 144°53’E
Cape Schanck, Mornington Peninsula
December 2026
37°39’S · 145°31’E
Healesville, Yarra Valley
January 2027
38°32’S · 143°58’E
Lorne, Great Ocean Road
February 2027
37°24’S · 144°35’E
Mount Macedon, Macedon Ranges
March 2027
37°08’S · 142°31’E
Halls Gap, the Grampians
April 2027
36°44’S · 146°58’E
Bright, the High Country
May 2027
Ceremonies already booked. Marry near one that month and the travel is on me.
FAQs
The things couples ask me over coffee, answered here.
Spring and autumn Saturdays go 9 to 12 months out, so the sooner the better. A weekday elopement can often happen a few weeks out, as long as your notice reaches me at least one month before.
Yes, please. Coffee’s on me in Brunswick, or we can talk on a video call if you’re further away. There’s no obligation either way: it’s a chance to see whether we click, and to ask me anything about the day or the paperwork.
Yes, as long as I’m free on the new one. Your $300 deposit isn’t refundable, but I’ll carry it across to a new date once. And if I ever had to cancel on you, you’d get every dollar back.
Your Notice of Intended Marriage, at least a month ahead. A birth certificate or passport, photo ID, and if you’ve been married before, the divorce order or death certificate. Scans are fine to start; I see the originals before the day.